A Classified Ad

Wanted:

Readers for this blog.

No prior experience necessary.

Must be able to put up with this blogger's

writing.  When met with writer's block

she will have the dog fill in for her.

"Woof, woof."

(Dog will be addressed as Fluffbear)

You must obtain an imagination

for the situation being written about.

See the cow chasing you, feel her hot breath on your neck or

feel her quick hoof on your leg.

 Or feel her big furry head in your stomach as she's trying to

make your spouse a widow.

Ouch.

Said persons must have the stomach for the

pictures that are on the blog.  Farmer wants you

as the reader to "come along" on jobs and adventures

that she will be working on. 

Like you're right there in the middle of it, but with clean hands.

Puss. Testicles. Stomachs. Mummified calves.

Prolapses. Blood. Limps. Abscesses.

Guts.

Said readers must also have the stomach for:

cute kid pictures, sweet looking sheep, as well as a

bonehead

dog.

(Dog will be addressed as Fluffbear)

Quite frankly, the pay stinks.

But, the satisfaction of a blog well read will warm your heart

and sharpen your farmy skills. 

Also gives you your daily dose

(or almost daily)

of humor.

Here's how to apply:

Click on the blue box that says

"Join this site"

There will be a pair of barn boots in

the Internet mud room left for you.

Fairchild Farmgirl