As I'm sitting here waiting not so patiently to have this baby, I thought to get my mind of fthis wrenching backache, I'd write a blog post. After all, last night came the best fodder for a story yet.
Hillbilly Hog Fishing.
I know, what???
Well in the picture above, can you see two market weight hogs? One's blackened by mud, and ones got a sunburn. =)
Yesterday morning was my doctor appointment and our dear friend and neighbor Joyce came to watch the kids so we could go there by ourselves and not be bombarded with questions, like, "why do you have to take your pants off mom?"
It was nice, I actually got the nap in the truck. It was heavenly. We got home and Joyce told us that the pigs got out and her husband Randy came to put them back, with a little bit of our other neighbors "help by phone" to tell him where they go. What would we do without great people in our lives?
I won't even tell you how Joyce cleaned our house.
If I did, you'd probably kidnap her. She totally didn't have to, but probably felt sorry for me. =)
It was grody.
I digress...now to the story at hand.
So when she left, Ron went out and counted the pigs. The two big ones were gone. They have a date with Moberg Meats in town on the 17th. Not good.
We went out looking for them and I actually spotted them in the lower part of the feedlot. "Let's wait til the kids get home," Ron said as we sized up the situation. "I think they're fine." He said.
"I don't think so," I said, they look dead. "They're okay", he said.
After supper, Cody went out there and came back up. "Mom! I hear from the yard. Those pigs are stuck in the clay and cow poop. I don't know how they're gonna get out."
What? How does a pig become stuck? Aren't their bodies designed for mud? LOL!
Well after supper we all head down to the feedlot. Because you know, it's not everyday that you get to see two supposed stuck hogs in your feedlot. It was better than Heehaw with popcorn.
Big D asked if there was a chain in the box of the four wheeler and Kara who was at this point on the sidelines, took it out to him.
Then.got.chased.out.by.a.Charolais. Not to laugh at our kids, but dang...it was so funny we all laughed. First mistake, as soon as it started bucking at her a little, she took off running. Second mistake...she ran right into the corner of the fence. He was hauling butt right after her. I've NEVER seen anyone climb a fence that fast. She didn't stop until she was up about 7 feet. "Can he still get me?"
"I don't think he's a good climber." I said between giggles. "IF he was going to hurt you for real, he would've smoked ya before you even got to the second sucker rod on the fence. He was just playing around."
Now she got to see what we get to deal with every day.
That's Big D taking a breather from trying to push the pig out. He's gathered quite the crowd. Sorry for the bad pic, you'll have to just imagine this little scenario in your mind. There's Cody with the chain that they wrapped around it's belly and both pulled.
Well, they eventually got it pulled out, and we got them both out of the feedlot. What an ordeal. Then it was trying to get them back up to the hog pen. So after we got boots scraped and sprayed off, had a kid in the shower, a kid in the kitchen sink and another kid in the bathroom sink (it was getting late, come on work with me here!)
I got yet another uncomfortable question after I was tucking in and kissing good nights...
"Mom, can you still smell feedlot on me?"
Fairchild "I'm going to try to invent something that will get the crap smell off of my kids so they can go to school the next day". Farmgirl